Lexophilia

[Hari]

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
. A thief who stole a calendar, got twelve months.
. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles: U.C.L.A.
. The batteries were given out free of charge.
. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two-tired.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the wretched crop:
. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

[Maha2]

Here's my two cents:
An artist joke. A gallerist asks an Englishman : Do you like Toulouse-Lautrec? He replies : No, I don't like to lose anything!

[Maha2]

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[Maha2]

I've sent two replies, that's two cents!